Who is Louis, Luis, Lewis, Louise?
An Investigation by Evan Hu and Sudhir Vasudevan (Cluster 9)
On the first day of COSMOS, Jumpy Joey and Jonathan Jonathan of Cluster 9 out of nowhere had begun to chant the name “Luis”, as if they were followers of a secret cult. This prompted everyone to beg the question: who is Luis? We went to sleep that day feeling as though we might never get an answer to this query, and resolved to launch an investigation on the mysterious Luis the next day.
“How do you even spell Luis?” - Martin, Cluster 9 RA
The following day, we spotted a suave, macho being with an impeccable fit marching around with inhumanly long strides.
“I can’t believe Luis can squat 350lbs!” - Floor 3 student
We nervously approached him and asked if he was indeed Luis, and promptly took a selfie with him so that we could commemorate the meeting.
“Luis seems really chill” - Sudhir, Evan
Luis turned out to be a really friendly and funny guy, who also happened to be the RA of Cluster 1. We consulted his cluster group to find out their opinion of him.
“Luis is RAWWWWW! And loves flexing on us with his Versace glasses. ” Ganesh, Cluster 1
The opinion was unanimous: everyone loved Luis and his casual and funny attitude. We conclude our investigation with an understanding of the spelling of his name, as well as a high opinion of Luis as an RA of highest caliber, and we look forward to three more weeks with him.
“How do you even spell Luis?” - Martin, Cluster 9 RA
The following day, we spotted a suave, macho being with an impeccable fit marching around with inhumanly long strides.
“I can’t believe Luis can squat 350lbs!” - Floor 3 student
We nervously approached him and asked if he was indeed Luis, and promptly took a selfie with him so that we could commemorate the meeting.
“Luis seems really chill” - Sudhir, Evan
Luis turned out to be a really friendly and funny guy, who also happened to be the RA of Cluster 1. We consulted his cluster group to find out their opinion of him.
“Luis is RAWWWWW! And loves flexing on us with his Versace glasses. ” Ganesh, Cluster 1
The opinion was unanimous: everyone loved Luis and his casual and funny attitude. We conclude our investigation with an understanding of the spelling of his name, as well as a high opinion of Luis as an RA of highest caliber, and we look forward to three more weeks with him.